All's Fair in Love and Vore

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lizzy-frizzle
cipheramnesia

I love carving out my bowling ball for Halloween.

somecallmekiddo

Cy.... It's May

cipheramnesia

You ever tried to hollow out a bowling ball and carve a jackolantern into it? Shit takes forever.

thefearofcod

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hey honey? why would you say this

rox-and-prose

Sometimes the truth is uncomfortable. Much like getting your dick stuck in a bowling ball.

cipheramnesia

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rox-and-prose

Everyone is so nosy today

rox-and-prose

All this focus on the past. I mean, "Why did you write this?" "Did you fuck my bowling ball?" "Why is this baseball bat sticky?" Can't we all just exist in the moment?

cipheramnesia

WHY IS THIS BASEBALL BAT STICKY??

rox-and-prose

See?

rox-and-prose

There's just no pleasing some people. Not me, I'm plenty pleased right now.

cipheramnesia

Baseball is a team sport. A team sport!

rox-and-prose

Oh don't worry multiple people were involved.

stinkysweatymothgirl
fifiibibii

mcdonalds gave me a baby pancake 🥺 i love when small businesses send free gifts

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fifiibibii

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awritersrejections

UPDATE: DO NOT GOOGLE "RONALD MCDONALD BREEDING"

fifiibibii

how dare u ???? EVERYONE should be educated on ronald mcdonald breeding practices.

et103

Actually, a lot of the research done on ronald mcdonald breeding was funded by rival diner chains as a slander campaign and is riddled with misinformation and pseudo science so the one that should educate themselves is YOU

fifiibibii

so you hate women ???!!?!

nyaahilism

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fifiibibii

he looks so fertile and weak

fifiibibii

who said that

ratt-teeth

get back here and face what youve done

fifiibibii

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void-ink-studios

This whole post felt like getting slapped by a very wet piece of ham, one after another.

fifiibibii

i know who I'd slap with a wet piece of ham

hauntedpearl

omg op went from being afraid of tumblr to creating this monstrosity.