Cinnamon roll!
My part of a trade with Tai
I love carving out my bowling ball for Halloween.
Cy.... It's May
You ever tried to hollow out a bowling ball and carve a jackolantern into it? Shit takes forever.
Sometimes the truth is uncomfortable. Much like getting your dick stuck in a bowling ball.
Everyone is so nosy today
All this focus on the past. I mean, "Why did you write this?" "Did you fuck my bowling ball?" "Why is this baseball bat sticky?" Can't we all just exist in the moment?
WHY IS THIS BASEBALL BAT STICKY??
See?
There's just no pleasing some people. Not me, I'm plenty pleased right now.
Baseball is a team sport. A team sport!
Oh don't worry multiple people were involved.
UPDATE: DO NOT GOOGLE "RONALD MCDONALD BREEDING"
how dare u ???? EVERYONE should be educated on ronald mcdonald breeding practices.
Actually, a lot of the research done on ronald mcdonald breeding was funded by rival diner chains as a slander campaign and is riddled with misinformation and pseudo science so the one that should educate themselves is YOU
so you hate women ???!!?!
he looks so fertile and weak
who said that
get back here and face what youve done
This whole post felt like getting slapped by a very wet piece of ham, one after another.
i know who I'd slap with a wet piece of ham
omg op went from being afraid of tumblr to creating this monstrosity.












